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Bottom Demotivational Poster


ROCK BOTTOM - when you ask out a blind chick and she tells you she's already seeing someone


TAGS: blind rock bottom denied
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by wonkycactus

doctorwholittle - February 21, 2011, 11:06 pm
Yessir... a palpable hit!
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 9:54 am
well played
Waylander - February 20, 2011, 6:41 pm
Nicely done.
TheOne - February 18, 2011, 6:36 pm
Sir you made a homerun on your first swing,WTM!
wonkycactus - February 18, 2011, 5:15 pm
Thanks boys look forward to more
Feasibly - February 18, 2011, 10:17 am
I see what you're saying there Wonky. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 9:50 am
One of the best debuts I have seen. 5L
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:45 am

welcome to motifake, excellent 1st poster


INTERVENTION - Let me make sure I understand you: You're not willing to accept this gift and go into treatment today?


TAGS: intervention alcoholics bottom
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 1:22 pm
I've been looking at that pic on my hard drive for 2 weeks trying to figure out what to do with it. Thanks!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:13 pm
freakin hilarious! 5L
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 12:59 pm
Thanks!
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 12:51 pm

ahhhh 5hoot me...i laughed.


HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY -




OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.




ROCK BOTTOM -


TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

moooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:12 am
ok Todd. Get off my internet.
MO - May 30, 2009, 10:10 pm
I like to call it motihacking. Of course there's always mustyfaking as well.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 10:03 pm
Todd is introducing old posters as his own.
MO - May 30, 2009, 9:56 pm
Yarr!!!
ThePirate - May 30, 2009, 9:51 pm
Why are we seeing posters that have been here for 2 years? This is crap
MO - May 30, 2009, 9:49 pm
You're there, so you can just quit now....


LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.


TAGS: answers bottom bottle cant hurt
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:47 pm
King of "Look What I Found" You get a 5 just for the halibut.


MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !


TAGS: mcdonalds macca s rip off bottom line memo
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Chopperliscious - October 16, 2009, 6:43 am
I have the hates on for any fast food franchise right now. 5 Felines.
Krissie - October 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
This actually explains why I get #@[email protected]#* every time on an order when I go there.
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:29 am
Ya know, upon reflection, I would like to add that I didn't mean to be nazi-ish. It just got me thinking about McArson... Do you want fires with that?
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:19 am
Did anyone else notice the letter wants the drive thru girls to leave out h** apple pies and fires?
sheiksaws - October 15, 2009, 8:58 am
bastards!!!!!!!!!!!


FAMILY OUTCAST - Some will do anything, just to be included.


TAGS: bottom left
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

phydeaux - April 13, 2010, 1:00 am
1l. Been done, often, and much better.
Zealot - April 12, 2010, 3:08 pm
I just noticed the person their sitting on


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.


TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by tryal

agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!


SERENITY - Is what you feel after a long day on the water Watching the waves break on the shore. Knowing she can only nag the fishes now.


TAGS: there s a ho there s a ho there s a ho at the bottom of the sea
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

sea bob - September 20, 2009, 1:45 pm
she never spoke with me... now she got great company
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 8:15 am
i love how that just fell into place perfect


THE JOURNEY - It's Not About The Trip It's About The Destination




ROCK BOTTOM - You'll know it when you nom nom deleted deleted




nightclubing -


TAGS: nightclub party teenager immature hitting bottom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 25, 2014, 4:53 pm
Glad you liked it, Gar. I think we all throughout our lives have that one friend just . . . . haven't done much to progress to maturity.
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:12 pm
Got that right, cynic. Even at 25 it feels a bit stupid…and boring. At 64 it’s just loud, claustrophobic, and scary…not that I’d know…….


SNOOKI - OMG! You mean she wasn't the bottom of the barrel???


TAGS: snooki bottom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

TerrorAustralis - September 22, 2012, 7:35 pm
"Osama, he saw this coming, and tried to stop it." except instead of self aware intelligent machines, its non-self aware, non-intelligent humans.


NO SHOVEL BIG ENOUGH -


TAGS: money calendar bottomless pit
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

RonE - July 24, 2012, 4:37 am
Good to know an alternative source as mine is about to be run out.
CloudchaserS - July 24, 2012, 4:34 am
1125 Parkway, Gatlinburg is where I get mine
RonE - July 24, 2012, 3:32 am
And I got four of the money pits... where is the vodka..
CloudchaserS - July 24, 2012, 1:27 am
A $235k money pit and that's not including college. That's nearly $1100 a month for 18 years


HIT ROCK BOTTOM? - Well, better grab a pickaxe. You've still got a way to go yet.


TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 1:22 pm
Oh, my God! Brian?
pickleviper - June 1, 2012, 4:09 am
Could be sound advice, really. Keep on digging, you may find gold. Hmm, there may be a poster in there somewhere...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:39 am
Good job, dude. 5ounds like something father-in-law would say.


WELCOME - to the Motifake support desk How may I help you


TAGS: support sock bottom hammper
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 3:46 pm
I few minutes ago he was on the bottom of the hamper.
Mongo - September 10, 2010, 12:36 pm
Why is it smiling?
Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 12:28 pm
Sifl for the win!


- THEY LIED - - When you hit rock bottom, the only way left, is SIDEWAYS.




DEAD END - If you are here...




I MADE A DEATH WISH AND IT CAME TRUE - But if you think I'm done you better think again because I don't know the meaning of death




ROCK BOTTOM - You'll figure it out here in a little bit.


TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Losifer

someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:56 am
Wha? What's with the sign.


CHIBI NEKO SISTERS - Special Skill: Switching gender at will.




Respect -


TAGS: respect juice carton bottom ***ism
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 5:19 am
Not so innocent juice, the little flirts! 5L


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